“@TheOnion: BREAKING: Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse http://onion.com/16Ogj4o ” @OH__EM_G
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane . Forget Mr. Corvine! "The standard, highly effective purse-tapping protocol", is the real Hero here.#toohumbleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: BREAKING: Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse http://onion.com/16Ogj4o ” Mad Santa Partner!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This can't be real surelyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Our Ponda staff!! “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse http://onion.com/16Ogj4o ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane Yeah, this was stinking funny.#reallypeople#fail -
@njoyoilers@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane it's not real, you know that right? Just asking
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@TheOnion Ha! Ha! Yet we all know that in reality thousands would have been killed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: BREAKING: Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse http://onion.com/16Ogj4o ” Todo un héroe.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The security guards at the Lincoln Center parking facility make you open your trunk but you could have anything in it. So TrueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@morgan_kraft At Werner Park RT@TheOnion BREAKING: Terrorist Plot Foiled After Concert Security Taps Woman’s Purse http://onion.com/16Ogj4oThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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