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@TheOnion: Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times http://onion.com/12JyfjG ”. YESThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that is all I want!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Really too much to ask? RT
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@TheOnion: Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times http://onion.com/12JyfjG ” @MaseluMaselaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This might be a real story RT:
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@TheOnion you are so intuitive to the sensibilities of your fellow Americans.#americandreamThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@grantarmstrong Is it really too much to ask for?
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#Gospel?@TheOnion: Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times http://onion.com/12JyfjGThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times” Yeeep. Also, well-caffeinated.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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