“@TheOnion: [American Voices] “You can’t be granted asylum in Russia without visiting Saint Basil’s Cathedral!” @MissHaleyHall
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@TheOnion The NSA has asked Sarah Palin to keep an eye on him from her porch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If he hasn't had it yet, first thing that will happen to Snowden is that he will get Stalin's Revenge. Cousin of Monteczuma's.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: [American Voices] “You can’t be granted asylum in Russia without visiting Saint Basil’s Cathedral!” http://onion.com/12JtJSr ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion well the WhiteHouse is disapointed and Obama said, Oh Darn! Russia fears a time out may follow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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