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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jul 2013

    BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killingshttp://onion.com/19xGEsE 

    10:32 AM - 31 Jul 2013
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      2. Patrick Leary‏ @patrickkleary 31 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ” @TheJoeKaiser @MariaCynthia13

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Maria Tsikalas‏ @MariaTsikalas 31 Jul 2013
        Replying to @patrickkleary

        @patrickkleary @TheJoeKaiser Ahhh!! Two of my worlds are now colliding. Disturbing.

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      1. Kevin Franklin  🇪🇺‏ @drumkev 31 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ” @DaveAllum finally the truth!

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      1. CaitMonster  💀‏ @dalimothra 31 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ” Okay, you got a smile outta me.

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      1. Isaiah Lester‏ @isaiahlester 31 Jul 2013
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        @Yassir_Lester “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ”

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      2. Kimberly Carson‏ @kmbrlycrsn 31 Jul 2013
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        .@austintichenor OMG! “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ”

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      3.  👻Hauntin Witchenor 🎃 🙀‏ @austintichenor 2 Aug 2013
        Replying to @kmbrlycrsn

        Damn. My money was on Bert Convy. MT @kmbrlycrsn: OMG! “@TheOnion: Dick Van Dyke Confesses To Zodiac Killingshttp://onion.com/19xGEsE 

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      2. Sean Bowman‏ @SeaBowmaster 31 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @speakyteeth were you in on it? "@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ”

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      3. arlene van dyke‏ @speakyteeth 31 Jul 2013
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        .@SeaBowmaster @TheOnion uh oh!!

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      1. dustin keyes‏ @dusticles7 1 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ” -this totally made me LOL. @trentkeyes

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      1. Richard Nevarez‏ @RichardJNevarez 31 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I knew it!!

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      1. Palmer Stowe‏ @PStowe 31 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @Neal_Dewing Read this aloud to Bill to make him laugh. His response? Deadpan: "I always thought Dick van Dyke was an asshole."

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      1. Stan Whatley‏ @stanwhatley 31 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ”

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      1. Rusty Shackleford‏ @wildbill990 31 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE ” #lmfao

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      1. Rich Ruggiero‏ @ruggiero51 31 Jul 2013
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        Insanely funny. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Dick Van Dyke Finally Confesses To Zodiac Killings http://onion.com/19xGEsE 

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      1. michael‏ @mikebabaganoosh 31 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @MJMcKean if you had said Dick van Patten, I'd have believed it.

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