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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jul 2013

    Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himselfhttp://onion.com/13w4psE 

    10:40 AM - 30 Jul 2013
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      1. Beezer Skime‏ @Beez29 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT "@TheOnion: Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE " @brttklly this is you

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      1. -‏ @BusterBubb 3 Aug 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” @mariemaples

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      1. Joe Fox‏ @popculture6 30 Jul 2013
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        @littlemiss_pink @will_i_am_walsh sounds like my Sundays. “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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      1. Michael Nordine‏Verified account @slowbeard 30 Jul 2013
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        If this is wrong I don't want to be right RT @TheOnion Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himselfhttp://onion.com/13w4psE 

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      1. Brien‏ @BDthewackness 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” @richterat13

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      1. CocoLoco‏ @CoreyLake 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They wrote a story about me! “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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      1. Pamela Engel‏Verified account @PamEngel12 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @Mike_thrasher65

        @Mike_Thrasher Never understood why movies are always a group activity when you're not supposed to talk or interact during the showing...

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      1. DANGER: NERD ALERT‏ @itsyaboicamcam 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion did an article about me if you want to read it: “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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      1. COORS LIGHT PAPI‏ @Ham_Dinner 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” hahaha @fancher91

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      1. Adam Zaabel‏ @zaabes 30 Jul 2013
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        What's up @zaabes you fucking loser “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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      1. groj sale‏ @EatPrayLoveSosa 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” I feel this

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      1. big dogarita‏ @gwondleabout 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” @aleckzzzander

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      1. Max‏ @MaxwellJohn 30 Jul 2013
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        cc: @GarrettDFuller RT "@TheOnion Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE  "

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      1. Ian Bouillion‏ @IanBouillion 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ” This is terrifyingly accurate. My Summer everyone.

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      1. Dan Eaton‏ @WhyDanielWhy 30 Jul 2013
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        They're writing about me again. “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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      1. Sergio Plaza III‏ @SPlazaIII 30 Jul 2013
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        :( “@TheOnion: Fucking Loser At Movie All By Himself http://onion.com/13w4psE ”

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