@TheOnion @MeganGrehan lol better than my horoscope about the prospect of my shitty putting haha
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@Marina_Deee@TheOnion haha that was hilarious and it wasn't shitty it was permanently mediocre -
@MeganGrehan@TheOnion still working on breaking that fate lol. -
@Marina_Deee@TheOnion it's better than my status as a broke prostitute
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@TheOnion Virgos - 60% of the time it works every time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 30, 2013 http://onion.com/15761j5 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 30, 2013 http://onion.com/15761j5 ” I love the onion oh so much!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what if I'm a woman? :-PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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