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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 Jul 2013

    Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matterhttp://onion.com/13UL2xK 

    3:30 PM - 29 Jul 2013
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      1. Edward Luce‏Verified account @EdwardGLuce 29 Jul 2013
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        And you can read about them in the FT. “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Jordan Banks‏ @iamjordanbanks 29 Jul 2013
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        Rejoice @davidbazan “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Jan Techau‏ @jan_techau 29 Jul 2013
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        ..and have them explained by @Carnegie_Europe “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Samuel Gatsby‏ @TheSamtaClaus 30 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ” so don't get bent outta shape if you get a B.

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      1. jerry tran‏ @jrrytrn 29 Jul 2013
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        This is true. RT @TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matterhttp://onion.com/13UL2xK 

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      1. Bryan Jeansonne‏ @bjeansonne 29 Jul 2013
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        RT @TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matterhttp://onion.com/13UL2xK 

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      1. Howard Levin‏ @hblevin 29 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion probably overestimated...

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      1. Camp's Mayor Gary‏ @CampsMayorGary 29 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I'd like to see the full statistical report on this! But I believe it.

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      1. The Truth‏ @devonvallely 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Mitchell Feder‏ @MitchFeder 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Heather Pike‏ @nickicapecod 29 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Right on!

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      1. Zarquon‏ @graening 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ” resesrchers noticed this report also didn't matter

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      1. Alisson Toschi‏ @aptoschi 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter" - of the things written in facebook at least...

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      1. Tom Fili‏ @Tom_Fili 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Matt Fritsch‏ @7letter5 29 Jul 2013
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        Excellent! A ref for your next mgt argument;) “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. bęnj‏ @wEinErstEin 29 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Russ Evansen‏ @waunaruss 29 Jul 2013
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        Hmmm. Seems high. “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/13UL2xK ”

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      1. Royal Jelly‏ @iRoyalJelly 29 Jul 2013
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        .@TheOnion To whom?...b/c when it concerns me its 93.7% ;)

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