@TheOnion uuhhhh....
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@TheOnion@Leoparddrengen Yeah, probably not gonna happen..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You may sound reasonable but your logic isn't getting past your wife. Cheating is cheating.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Ultimately, I’m hoping that my having sex with other people will make me feel closer to my wife." http://onion.com/15ZXBGT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion what a democrat politician might say?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Ultimately, I’m hoping that my having sex with other people will make me feel closer to my wife." http://onion.com/15ZXBGT ” What?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought this one was going to be about Anthony Wiener.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Sounds like New York's Mr. WeinerThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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