Just divorce...simple. Both can sleep around with whoever and no problem. @TheOnion
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@TheOnion: Husband Experimenting With Open Marriage http://onion.com/15ZUY88 ”@rubychang LOLThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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funny because true RT
@TheOnion Husband Experimenting With Open Marriage http://onion.com/15ZUY88Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion. Wow really, so you have to shake it up with someone else.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Wife closes door, changes locks, hires a hit man.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sounds dangerous.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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