@TheOnion "Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter?" I wonder if that may still be a bit generous.
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@TheOnion But on 20+ cups you can talk about it at 180 words a minute.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion "In fact, the last thing that actually mattered at all was 9/11."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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