Seems high. RT @TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt
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@neilisright “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” We've been right all along.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MaxH2468 “@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” takin this as absolute truth rn. Need it 2 b.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Perhaps a little on the high side “
@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” but shd we then stop trying to affect that .00003%?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” @bocekmichael See some things do matter!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” Love this! Needed a laugh.
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ”haa haaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that's only true .99997% of the timeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” Phewww!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Satire holds seeds of truth: “
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@TheOnion: Report: Only .00003% Of Things That Happen Actually Matter http://onion.com/15ZLdXt ” so sadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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