“@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/1c9mGUp ” This is fantastic.
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@mother_sarcasm not for long if the USDA doesn't screw anything up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In This Week's Local News: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/1c9mGUpThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In This Week's Local News: Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/1c9mGUp ” sounds awful...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: This Week's Local News: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/1c9mGUp ” That's me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Why not? If you're content with what you have and where you live why bother to change anything.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wanna be that guy! Or, I'd settle for just having a job with The Onion. ;DThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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