@TheOnion "The first time he LIED down in it"?! Seriously? #EnglishIsNotThatHard
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@ChicagoPJM “@TheOnion: Baby Can Already Tell Crib He’s In Going To Be Recalled http://onion.com/13i5Rih ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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