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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jul 2013

    BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803http://onion.com/11glvyd 

    8:33 AM - 25 Jul 2013
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    • CJ JLR Owen Mmxv Jacquie Tran Dan Tigerlily Sheridan Kevin Gallagher Michael Connors Christophaaaaargh Deadson.
    38 replies 481 retweets 113 likes
      1. Maggie Wrobel‏Verified account @maggiewrobel 25 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803http://onion.com/11glvyd 

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      1. Nate Cabral‏ @natecabral 25 Jul 2013
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        "It did not go gentle into that good night, though" lol @TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803http://onion.com/11glvyd 

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      1. Kirby Arnold‏ @kirbyarnold 25 Jul 2013
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        We knew this day was coming. RIP print. “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd ”

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      1. Epic Rance‏ @epicrance 27 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd ”

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      1. Mark Birchall‏ @markb10101 25 Jul 2013
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        ;-) @shanerichmond RT @TheOnion BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd 

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      1. 𝔻𝕠𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕣‏ @Doom_Tiger 25 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Gone too soon

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      1. EpikFails of History‏ @EPIKFAILSdotcom 25 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Prayers to the family of Print. The medium leaves behind several loved ones: art, literature, radio, tv, comics and digital media

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      1. Lee Hernandez‏ @EXCLUSIVLee 25 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @turbotales LOL!!!!!!!

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      1. Jeff Umbehauer‏ @JeffUmbe 25 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion sweet download http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/jeffumbehauer5 … just sayin

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      1. Mel Van De W.‏ @melissavandew 25 Jul 2013
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        A moment of silence for print media, everyone "BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd " @TheOnion

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      1. Brian Wilson‏ @wilsob01 25 Jul 2013
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        Can't figure out if this is satire or not... “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd ”

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      1. Patrick Nyman‏ @PatNyman 25 Jul 2013
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        Onion's response to their Madison print issue getting shut down...“@TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd ”

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      1. Matt Wellens‏ @mattwellens 25 Jul 2013
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        Trees rejoice! RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803http://onion.com/11glvyd 

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      1. Lacie Pierson‏ @LaciePierson 25 Jul 2013
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        In the arms of the angels... RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd 

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      1. Rachel Singer‏ @rachsing34 25 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion love the #dylanthomas reference

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      2. Taylor Stein‏ @_taylor_stein 25 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Print Dead At 1,803 http://onion.com/11glvyd ” @dstein_nietsd #sosad

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      3. Devon Stein‏ @dstein_nietsd 25 Jul 2013
        Replying to @_taylor_stein

        @thisgirlnamedt it was just a matter of time...

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