- Wow. Just wow - “@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ”
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ”oh that's goodThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@stevejfohl "miles away from anything worthwhile, like high-priced bars and clubs." PricelessThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion perfectThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ” <-- This!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ” ...brilliant...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Outrageously perfect! RT“
@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the new modal on your site makes it unusable on mobile! There are easy work arounds in both JS and CSS :-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Almost like that... RT
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ” ¿Perdedor sin ambiciones? Ja!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Even the Onion knows my pain
“@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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A (satirical) story for our times
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown”@matty_business that could've been u#missyouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C ” LMAO!!

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@TheOnion: Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown http://onion.com/13bws0C " Can't be true lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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