Nobody is trying to take guns away, just learn some safety and take some training. And nobody needs an AR-15. Nobody except the military. Period.
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More brilliance from
@TheOnion - Without Guns, How Am I Supposed To Defend Myself From My Family?http://onion.com/165XWrtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ha ha thats pretty cheesyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Your question speaks volumes, my question is this; do you or anyone else in your family have a personal relationship with Jesus?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Hilarious!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - too funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@phillutton Finally, an argument against gun control that I can relate to.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion truly laughed my arse offThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is sad because it's probably true RT
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THE ONION IS INIMITABLE. :') RT
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@TheOnion Castle Turrets with cannons. Obviously.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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