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@TheOnion And write obits for a man that insists on getting better.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Some things become CLEARER when you reach your 90's!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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