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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jul 2013

    UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Mealhttp://onion.com/1b9iJkF 

    1:17 PM - 22 Jul 2013
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      1. Adam McCalvy‏Verified account @AdamMcCalvy 22 Jul 2013
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        OK, I'll stop after this ~ RT @TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Mealhttp://onion.com/1b9iJkF 

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      1. j bichael‏ @bahfiddle 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” @maryfrancesmaf so cute!

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      1. William miller‏ @Bigb5Miller 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion holy crap

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      1. Sean Christiansen‏ @seanmchr 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” @bekka_ramsey

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      1. Colin Moseley‏ @Cmose29 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” Stay tuned for "first time crawling"in a few months.

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      1. Kristin Laylock‏ @Running4Him 22 Jul 2013
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        Just look at the picture... “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ”

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      1. Andrea Houston‏Verified account @dreahouston 22 Jul 2013
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        Just precious. “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ”

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      1. Elizabeth Buchwalter‏ @TheBigLawbowski 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” I can tell these are going to be amazing.

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      1. c park‏ @cjmemay 22 Jul 2013
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        Your funniest joke in a long time. “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ”

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      1. The Northumbrian‏ @BlerkThe 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ”. Unicorn milk?

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      1. The Northumbrian‏ @BlerkThe 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Unicorn milk?

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      1. TheRealPAX‏ @steviepax 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Royal BABY First Cell Phone Video From Inside The Hospital http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avmeY1aSSII&feature=youtu.be …

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      1. Allison Page‏ @APage19 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” @MKleinline

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      1. strings_kings‏ @strings_kings 22 Jul 2013
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        RT “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” And then it comes the first fart

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      1. Daniel Doran‏ @danieljdoran 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Royal baby passes it's first anti-Irish legislation.

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      1. Shana O'Mara‏ @oshay0826 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Meal http://onion.com/1b9iJkF ” such a momentous occasion 😜

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      1. Daniel Doran‏ @danieljdoran 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Royal baby grows first oversized, rotten tooth.

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      1. Dave‏ @oxdspalla 22 Jul 2013
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        I don't follow the #RoyalBabyWatch but these live tweets are funny RT @TheOnion: UPDATE: Royal Baby Eats First Mealhttp://onion.com/1b9iJkF 

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