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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 22 Jul 2013

    BREAKING: Royal Baby Bornhttp://onion.com/161ytzf 

    12:36 PM - 22 Jul 2013
    • 344 Retweets
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    • Jeff Blair Jon Hallier k Connor Tubbesing taha Andrew Frueh Peter Fries Burt Macklin Sam
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      1. rebegg yolk‏ @bekka_ramsey 22 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ” @smchrist2

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      1. Peter Woodburn‏ @wernies 22 Jul 2013
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        Holy crap. This is the best thing on the internet today RT @TheOnion BREAKING: Royal Baby Bornhttp://onion.com/161ytzf 

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      1. Shane‏ @WayneBlase 23 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ” @tallerthanthee best coverage out there

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      1. Cassie Morien‏ @no_cassandra 22 Jul 2013
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        I'M DYING. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Bornhttp://onion.com/161ytzf 

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      1. (((Evan Marc Katz)))‏Verified account @evanmarckatz 22 Jul 2013
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        @theonion Is there a joke in here?

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      1. Azza March‏ @AzzaMarch1 22 Jul 2013
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        Hahahaha!!! “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ”

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      1. Royal baby‏ @UK_Royal_Baby 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion And I'm on Twitter! BOW TO ME OR PAY THE RECOMPENSE FOR YOUR CRIME.

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      1. courtney valvo‏ @cozyrose 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ” the only article that does this "rare occurrence" justice.

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      2. matt holmes‏ @mattholmes1975 22 Jul 2013
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        RT @Holmsey55 “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf " up your street?!

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      3. Dave Holmes‏ @Holmsey55 22 Jul 2013
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        @mattholmes1975 @TheOnion I could be as excited as Mr Excited from Excited St in Excite town...or not. Who gives a f..k?!

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      1. Shani‏ @shani_3 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion OMG--LOL! #royalbaby

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      1. Andy Weisbecker‏ @budship 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ” These guys are brilliant aholes. Check out the related royal pregnancy stories

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      1. Ruben Raul‏ @ruben_market 22 Jul 2013
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        LMAO RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Bornhttp://onion.com/161ytzf 

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      1. Pablo Carlier‏ @pablocarlier 22 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion wow, you did not

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      1. Juices‏ @LustinJand 22 Jul 2013
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        My God, my eyes. RT @TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Bornhttp://onion.com/161ytzf 

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      1. Devin DiMattia‏ @dimattiafilms 22 Jul 2013
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        Holy shit. “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ”

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      1. Peanut Butter Werewolf‏ @GingerSlim 22 Jul 2013
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        So poignant "@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf "

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      1. Bino‏ @The_Real_Bino 22 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: Royal Baby Born http://onion.com/161ytzf ” @YesThisIsMike the picture

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