@c_mclaughlin7 @theonion my day is complete.
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ”@OGsheedy -
@JKobs38 lol I gave up reading half way thru... Was way to long lol the onion is outrageous
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@TheOnion great news piece. very well written and articulatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ” hahahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@brennanheeks RT@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kbThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#NotSoMuch “@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ”@rnlewisiii sounds like a cool kid.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get a crash cart nearby just in case.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lanerizz your protege? “@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus: Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously http://onion.com/18sD0kb ” I nearly choked on my coffee. -
@Oh_Spots *snrrk* I'm sure you did. Enjoying that Starbucks are we?#insidejoke#innuendos -
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@Oh_Spots yeah, tell me about it. We can be#celibacryfriends until one of us manages to get laid again XD -
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