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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jul 2013

    Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings'http://onion.com/13nGcZN 

    8:20 PM - 18 Jul 2013
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      1. Moises Montenegro‏ @Moemonty 18 Jul 2013
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        .@TheOnion I love wings. Haven't you ever heard of wings? What's wrong with you people?

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      1. Nick Francescon‏ @nrfrancescon 20 Jul 2013
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        .@TheOnion, wish this was true, simply to mock it: "Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN "

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      1. Chef Bubba‏ @ChefCBD 19 Jul 2013
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        What great show. “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Gordon Gantt‏ @gordongantt 19 Jul 2013
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        That was a great season “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. David Sims‏ @simsydc 19 Jul 2013
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        Fine by me! RT @TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN 

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      2. Kyle Lenhoff‏ @klenhoff 19 Jul 2013
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        @pwners_manual We were so on top of this. “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      3. John Moore‏ @pwners_manual 19 Jul 2013
        Replying to @klenhoff

        @klenhoff @TheOnion Season four really was a high point for the series

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      1. Kevin Vandersall‏ @kevinvandersall 18 Jul 2013
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        Haha Finally! “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Chris Vandersall‏ @cvandersall 18 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ” @kevinvandersall

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      1. Brent Keith‏ @BrentNKeith 18 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ” haha!

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      1. Sam Tawfik‏ @samtawfik 18 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ” - watching wings now, season 6

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      1. COLBY J.‏ @ColdBeansNRice 18 Jul 2013
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        LOL “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Jason Alvey‏ @jgalvey_ville 18 Jul 2013
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        Awesome :) RT“@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Nate Gorby‏ @nategorby 18 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion lmao.

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      1. Rajeev Rao, MD FACC‏ @CanucksFan80 18 Jul 2013
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        Lol RT “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. aslessor‏ @aslessor 18 Jul 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN " Wings was awesome...

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      1. VOTE NOVEMBER 6th!‏ @deannefaye 18 Jul 2013
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        Well deserved. “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Amy Christen‏ @amybrands 18 Jul 2013
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        @BenUsleman “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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      1. Devon Feriance‏ @DevonFeriance 18 Jul 2013
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        Finally a highlight this week! “@TheOnion: Netflix Receives 10 Emmy Nominations For Season 4 Of 'Wings' http://onion.com/13nGcZN ”

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