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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jul 2013

    Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out:http://onion.com/13nFzPX 

    5:40 PM - 18 Jul 2013
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    • Patricia Thompson mynameiswhat Valerie Salomon jessy olson Alyssa Reed Tuula charles warren jesdon Patrick Walling
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      1. Matt Homan‏ @MattHoman7 18 Jul 2013
        Replying to @jkbreeze

        @jkbreeze Choose something simple and practical like a knife or a gun or two guns

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      2. Shaunda McQueeney‏ @shaundamcq 19 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Kelseymcq Better tweet this to the guest list. “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”

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      1. Kelly Pushpak‏ @kellypushpak 18 Jul 2013
        Replying to @Kait_Ellis

        @Kait_Ellis @TheOnion @ellis_keellis "Choose something simple and practical like a knife or a gun or two guns" Got my gifts ✔

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      1. Yvonne Nachtigal‏ @nachtwife 19 Jul 2013
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        I'm getting married! I love gifts! 🐥“@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”

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      1. Victoria Guck‏ @vguck 19 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ” very funny!

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      1. Casey Tingle‏ @murphcas 19 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ” lol!

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      1. Lucy Barnett‏ @lucybarnett 18 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So many ideas for @SusannahAdele's gift. RT “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”

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      1. Beth Ellis / COMPASS‏ @FillmoreGirlSF 18 Jul 2013
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        Scratch your name on the gift so the bride n groom know who bought it! @TheOnion wedding gift guide http://onion.com/13nFzPX  @MarthaWeddings

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      1. Luz Normand‏ @cigarluzzie 18 Jul 2013
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        BEST.LIST.EVER “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”

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      1. Rachel Peterson‏ @mrsrichwright 18 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ” funny after just buying wedding presents

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      1. Jennifer Ham‏ @metafizzical90 18 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion THE LAST ONE XD

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      1. cori zanca‏ @MerryZancster 18 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”@JJessup12 which do you prefer??

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      1. Magentamom‏ @Magentamom 18 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I have never, ever, ever said anything like that second entry. OK, hell, I said that stuff about my own registry.

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      1. Michael Yanikoski‏ @MYanikoski 18 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like the 7th idea best. “@TheOnion: Need to buy a wedding gift? Let The Onion help you out: http://onion.com/13nFzPX ”

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      1. Robert Wulfman‏ @RobertWulfman 18 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I can always trust the Onion to give me solid advice in my endevours

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