@TheOnion if his face was plastered all over 7-11 to begin with, he would have been caught before he caused any damage.
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@TheOnion I read this several times looking for satire. A serious onion, noted.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion let them plunge themselves to their doom, it's their right!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion America loves the#FirstAmendment until suddenly we're offended by anything provocative. Banning the cover means terrorism wins!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion due to paywallThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion plz do not sale for cake roll..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I think he has kind eyes! lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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