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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jul 2013

    Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflicthttp://onion.com/12LcMQN 

    11:21 AM - 17 Jul 2013
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    • Bolt Riders & Owners Scott  🇺🇸 ☘️ 🍺 live and let ride Maarak Maggie NLN Vaccinate your children please Samuel Doyle sundar Brian Goff
    27 replies 350 retweets 137 likes
      1. Michael Cohen‏ @speechboy71 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ouch RT @TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN 

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      1. Khaled Diab‏Verified account @DiabolicalIdea 17 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion C'mon, Onion, you can do better than this. This sounds like a real news story. In US ME policy, life imitates farce.

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      1. LizbethAnne‏ @lizbethanne 17 Jul 2013
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        CAN'T STOP LAUGHING @TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN 

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      1. Sandra‏ @LVview 17 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @der_bluthund not that I'm big fan of Kerry but might be different skills involved OR no solution possible

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      1. Elspeth Hilton Kim‏ @ElspethHK 17 Jul 2013
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        Oh snap. “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Ryan Linville‏ @Linville34 17 Jul 2013
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        John Kerry = Munster “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldnt Defeat George WBush Attempting To Resolve IsraelPalestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Maie Bahy‏ @MaieBahy 2 Aug 2013
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        #hilarious :D “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Joel Radakovich‏ @JRadakovich 17 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @RobCalice looks like mitt Romney has a future in international politics.

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      1. Marshall Orenic‏ @marshall_orenic 17 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Alex Tamayo‏ @Tamato42 17 Jul 2013
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        When put that way “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Luis Marquez‏ @lutheduck 17 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion boom roasted!

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      1. Kim Howard‏ @KimJHoward 17 Jul 2013
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        Truth is funnier than farce @TheOnion Man Who Couldn’t Defeat W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN 

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      1. Nick Haunt-you-la  👻‏ @NickHannula 17 Jul 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN 

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      1. Erik De La Garza‏ @eidelagarza 17 Jul 2013
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        Just hilarious. “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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      1. Jessie Salter‏ @jsalt92 17 Jul 2013
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        Harsh haha “@TheOnion: Man Who Couldn’t Defeat George W. Bush Attempting To Resolve Israel-Palestine Conflict http://onion.com/12LcMQN ”

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