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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2013

    Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routinehttp://onion.com/1dD9oxq 

    7:00 PM - 16 Jul 2013
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      1. Doll Tearsheet‏ @DTearsheet 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @brianrmartin23 “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq "

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      2. Grifters Inc‏ @GriftersInc 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This. Ha. “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      3. Jayne‏ @jayniepie1 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @GriftersInc

        @GriftersInc @TheOnion Shit, that killed me haha...

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      1. Jack Cahill‏ @JackCahill86 17 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ” haha!

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      1. Jim Scaryghostboo‏ @TheSoundDefense 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I would think @TheRock factors into a lot of female shower routines

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      1. Sarah Lynn‏ @OohthatSarah 16 Jul 2013
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        READ THIS NOW. So so funny “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      1. Rene' Bullet‏ @rbullet44 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion just started to follow you and you guys are fucking idiots....how can u sleep at night? Good bye u assholes

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      1. Jeff Berryhill‏ @BhillMLS 16 Jul 2013
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        Hilarious read rt “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      1. Amanda Ross‏ @amandaross1 16 Jul 2013
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        @megbrandonisio “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      1. David Larson (Unofficial)‏ @David_M_Larson 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm gonna be honest...I've seen those in showers before and I have no earthly idea what they're for. #Wikipedia, here I come...

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      1. Jews Wrld‏ @ShmendrikLamar 16 Jul 2013
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        Best Onion Article in forever RT“@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      1. Jon Fortt‏Verified account @jonfortt 16 Jul 2013
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        Bingo RT @TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routinehttp://onion.com/1dD9oxq 

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      1. Woj‏ @Wojdyla13 16 Jul 2013
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        @wojdyla06 “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ”

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      1. Ian Crane‏ @iancrane 16 Jul 2013
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        @gibsoncn I just read that @TheOnion article and I thought the title was about @TheRock

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      1. carter casner‏ @cartercasner 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ” relatable!

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      1. Mike‏ @itsaMikeGthang 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine http://onion.com/1dD9oxq ” lmao this is classic

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