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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jul 2013

    Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formedhttp://onion.com/1dD8PDP 

    4:00 PM - 16 Jul 2013
    • 187 Retweets
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    • Eleanor Monahan Alice Roth K. S. H. 💲💲💲CB3K💲💲💲 Rémy Poisson sundar Morgan Blair Dr. Jimmy and Mr. Jim molly rae but spooky somehow
    20 replies 187 retweets 79 likes
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      2. Daveed Gartenstein-Ross‏Verified account @DaveedGR 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Most impressive RT @TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP 

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. El_Grillo‏ @El_Grillo1 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @DaveedGR

        @DaveedGR @TheOnion Sort of like me and Haiku. One always appears just as I need it.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. 𝙅.𝙈. 𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙂𝙀𝙍‏Verified account @intelwire 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @El_Grillo1

        @El_Grillo1 Well played. @DaveedGR @TheOnion

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. M. Edwin Beckham‏ @RevBecks 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Happens to me all the time: @TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ”

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      2. Will Post‏Verified account @prokopow 16 Jul 2013
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        @PackyLundholm “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ”

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Packy Lundholm‏Verified account @PackyLundholm 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @prokopow

        @prokopow that's, like, totally how I do it! *cries forever*

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Will Post‏Verified account @prokopow 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @PackyLundholm

        @PackyLundholm sources confirm: you are awesome. Also all this bass you laid down is blowing my mind

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Packy Lundholm‏Verified account @PackyLundholm 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @prokopow

        @prokopow I wanna smell those tracks again. Inhale them & expand my mind. I need to smoke ur tracks. What I mean is I want to set them on fi

        0 replies 2 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. John Davey‏ @johnisaacdavey 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is me: "@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ”

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      1. Nick Primavera‏ @Nick_Primavera 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ” LOL Retweet.

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      1. brocktober‏ @brbrbrock 17 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ” this is pretty much me like always

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      1. AJ the Geek‏ @aj_the_geek 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. Sarayu Blue‏Verified account @sarayublue 16 Jul 2013
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        Hilarious. “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ”

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      1. Ahnmin Lee‏ @ahnmin 16 Jul 2013
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        It's supposed to be a joke but it's me #sigh “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ”

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      1. Evan Aguilar‏ @EvanAguilar 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Almost Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ” sounds like something ud say @BASEDbaj

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      1. Marina von der Ruhr‏ @dellachiara 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion you don't say?! too funny!

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      1. elvis‏ @manfromlaos 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Man’s Idea For Tweet Just Pops Into His Mind Fully Formed http://onion.com/1dD8PDP ” #that would be me (..before I joined twitter)

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      1. Abbot Mills‏ @mills_abbot 16 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion What was he doing when the popping started?

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