@TheOnion “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” I just spit out my coffee laughing.
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@scryptkeeper@TheOnion reminds me of the brilliant@mindykaling episode of @MindyProjectFOX w/@ders808 in her shower#showerparty -
@LaurenSchacher @MindyProjectFOX@ders808 HA! YES!@mindykaling is f'ing#brilliant also: when bf wears her pants & they're too big#breakup -
@scryptkeeper @MindyProjectFOX@ders808@mindykaling obsessed w/her. There's a Mindy-shaped spot in my brain now. ...sounds creepy#hero
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@TheOnion: “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” http://onion.com/1915IYP ”
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@TheOnion “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” HAHAHAHAHAHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@sethmeyers ...and now for something differrent?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hilarious! “
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@TheOnion@sethmeyers Pumice her anything, but give her Arpege.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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