@TheOnion this is unbelievable - what a lucky guy!!
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@TheOnion: "I was driving back from the store, and it just came to me out of nowhere, nearly word for word—the whole tweet!" lucky guy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Just heard that bill oreilly is going to be arrested for molesting unborn babies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just retweeted this *meta as all hell*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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