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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2013

    Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'monhttp://onion.com/13eG5zw 

    4:31 PM - 15 Jul 2013
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      1. Al‏ @AllanSoapy 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I love @TheOnion so much.

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      1. Flex Drillerson‏ @fvicvinegar 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: #Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw ” The Onion at it's best again

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      2. Laura Guzman‏ @LauraCarina 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion He's a grown man who had his ass handed to him by a teen and instead of accepting it, he killed the boy. He'll go down as a punk.

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      3. James b‏ @garravesh 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @LauraCarina

        @LauraCarina @TheOnion wow you have a direct connection to what he was thinking.....prolly should charge 99c a minute..2.99 thereafter...

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      4. Laura Guzman‏ @LauraCarina 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @garravesh

        @garravesh @TheOnion He stalked a kid, he got beat up by that kid, then he shot that kid dead. He's a punk. Dont need to read anybody's mind

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      5. James b‏ @garravesh 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @LauraCarina

        @LauraCarina @TheOnion well the jury begs to disagree with you...and in the end u are left with ur opinion and Z is acquitted.

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      6. Laura Guzman‏ @LauraCarina 17 Jul 2013
        Replying to @garravesh

        @garravesh @TheOnion No need to state the obvious. Maybe my point eludes you.

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      1. T’Chaaliyah‏ @CCSell 16 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I needed this laugh from the Onion. “@TheOnion: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw ”

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      1. John Anderson‏ @janderpants 16 Jul 2013
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        As usual, @TheOnion nails it: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw 

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      1. Keith Moritz‏ @Kmmoritz 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @dtedmonds Jesus, the onion always knows just how to say what everyone is thinking

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      1. Andra Duncan‏ @AndraLeannMTBC 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw ” Exactly.

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      1. Larry Cudlip‏ @LarryCudlip 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion - and he leaves the courtroom with the murder weapon...??

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      1. ΡΣDΓΘ ΜΔRτ ☂ΝΣΖ‏ @RicoChico_ 15 Jul 2013
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        "@TheOnion: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw " You know there's some bullshit to snuff out -_-

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      1. Kevin Jennings (personal)‏ @KJennings 15 Jul 2013
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        Yeo he's innocent. C'MON. @TheOnion: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw 

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      1. Cheryl Daro‏ @CherylDaro 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Zimmerman Found Not Guilty, Technically, But C'mon http://onion.com/13eG5zw ”

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