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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2013

    "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now."http://onion.com/13ev1lS 

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      1. monica martin‏Verified account @mmonicamartinn 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." http://onion.com/13ev1lS ”

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      1. Mike Neff‏ @mneff2 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." http://onion.com/13ev1lS ” Spot on by the Onion.

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      2. Hunger Redstag Lent‏ @lenterhunt 15 Jul 2013
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        Always timely and hilarious @TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now."http://onion.com/13ev1lS 

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      1. Kenny L Keys‏ @kennylkeys 17 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Black teens are in danger of being targeted by other Blacks on a daily basis. Black on Black crime has been ignored far too long

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      1. Sasha L Pratt-Taweh  🙅🏾‍♀️  🇺🇸  🇯🇲‏ @SashaPratt 16 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." http://onion.com/13ev1lS ”

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      1. CallOfDoody‏ @ssmensch 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Sure. And maybe once black teens stop committing so many crimes, then "profiling" might start to be unreasonable. Not there yet.

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      1. commodore@wakeup.com‏ @billywebb22 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Agree, 90+% black teens are killed by other blacks. They need dads!

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      1. Ramadhani Wambere‏ @Raw44ali 15 Jul 2013
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        All the time “@TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." http://onion.com/13ev1lS ”

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      1. Alpine Valley Cyberz‏ @BruceHore 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion just black teens? US internal and foreign policy makes it the wild west pretty much everywhere.

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      1. Richard Commons‏ @RichardCommons 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion despite humanities courageous advances; time is still relative

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      1. Chelsea kembo‏ @chelseakembo 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion is that pre or post Abe Lincoln wild west?

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      1. Jonathan Foerster‏ @jonfoerster 15 Jul 2013
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        Sadly this probably true RT @TheOnion: "If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." http://onion.com/13ev1lS 

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      1. katrina stokes‏ @NursStokes 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion that's especially true if you are any kid in florida

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      1. John O‏ @71chevellejohn 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion dont bring will smith into this

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