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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Jul 2013

    Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirmhttp://onion.com/18h4Ufp 

    11:46 AM - 15 Jul 2013
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      1. Natalie Ginty‏ @NatalieGinty 15 Jul 2013
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        IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW RT @TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirmhttp://onion.com/18h4Ufp 

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      1. Seamus McKiernan‏Verified account @chezseamus 15 Jul 2013
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        RT @TheOnion Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm

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      2. M‏ @AngryEgyptian 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dafuq is this “@TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm http://onion.com/18h4Ufp ”

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      4. M‏ @AngryEgyptian 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @BrokenTaboos

        @BrokenTaboos @TheOnion lol definitely

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      2. Ned Hibberd‏ @NedHibberd 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I knew it! RT @TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirmhttp://onion.com/18h4Ufp 

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      3. (((Mike Glenn)))‏Verified account @mrglenn 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @NedHibberd

        @NedHibberdFox26 @TheOnion was that source as NTSB intern?

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      4. Ned Hibberd‏ @NedHibberd 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @mrglenn

        Yes. And also I saw it on KTVU. So it must be true. RT @mrglenn: @NedHibberdFox26 @TheOnion was that source as NTSB intern?

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      5. Heather Archuletta‏ @Pillownaut 15 Jul 2013
        Replying to @NedHibberd

        @NedHibberdFox26 @mrglenn @TheOnion Hey hey now, ease up, LOL... green interns do not make the news channel. I grew up on KTVU, they're cool

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      1. Kit Fordham‏ @kitfordham 16 Jul 2013
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        @sfordham hahaha “@TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm http://onion.com/18h4Ufp ”

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      1. shristi‏ @shristi_212 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion lol

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      1. Tim aka peon #4‏ @shotINfoot 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion is he the celebate gay Dumbledorf?

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      1. Ramadhani Wambere‏ @Raw44ali 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm http://onion.com/18h4Ufp ” funny

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      1. Bostoncharm‏ @Bostoncharm 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion what??

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      1. Harley‏ @onewa64 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm http://onion.com/18h4Ufp ” I knew it! #FrankTheWalrus

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      1. Brian Burkett‏ @BrianBurkett_ 15 Jul 2013
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        So magic is really welfare reform RT @TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books. http://onion.com/18h4Ufp 

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      1. Abbot Mills‏ @mills_abbot 15 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Explains the wives. Newt and his wand. Or was it Newt and his broom. Either way always gets the trophy.

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      1. Sean Parli‏ @TheSparli 15 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Former Speaker Newt Gingrich Wrote All Harry Potter Books, Sources Confirm http://onion.com/18h4Ufp ” @PeytonMFKarlen

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