@TheOnion Spirit Airlines has wine in a can now. Life, liberty and the pursuit of guzzling.
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@TheOnion NINGUNA SOCIEDAD PUEDE SUBSISTIR SIN UNA BUENA DOSIS DE ÉTICA. http://alfredoteranjijon.blogspot.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "Look at all those flabby people guzzling from diet soda cans and tell me they’re not happy." http://onion.com/12rKpbs ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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