@TheOnion I don't know what circumstances would bring me to the Red Roof Inn in Columbus OH, but it's likely I'd wanna cash out.
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@TheOnion Thank God for that. So frigging weird slashing your wrists in the bridal suite. Shooting self in Presidential suite is traditionalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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