@TheOnion I'd like a gf who's a whistleblower.
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@TheOnion I am far more likely to listen to her as opposed to Snowboy!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The onion was just here!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: 2005: Playboy Playmate reveals turn-ons include guy who knows way around kitchen | Cases: http://onion.com/11JKSLe ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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