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@TheOnion: Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them | More Sun Safety Tips: http://onion.com/179fEeF ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#OnionAdvice RT@TheOnion: Stabbings, while tanning or not, are very dangerous—avoid them | More Sun Safety Tips: http://onion.com/179fEeFThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who brings a gun to a knife fight? Who brings a knife to tanning parlor? Dangerous to conceal it in your bathing suit. Worse nakedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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