@TheOnion Any tips on how to stay white? With Fox news around it's dangerous to not be pasty.
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@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips for safe, sensible tanning: http://onion.com/179esYT ” classic onion news network
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@ToriNabb lololol my favorite: Avoid harmful UV rays; live underground until your descendants evolve into eyeless, albino mole people -
@ZwickyJulia that's what I want my future generations to be! Lets do it, start a clan of albino mole people. Make history :)
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@ToriNabb haha yusss Darwin would be so proud
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@TheOnion I have a bottle of 0 SPF. Will that give me a good tan ???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Rock104FM Check this out for next week: “@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips for safe, sensible tanning: http://onion.com/179esYT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips for safe, sensible tanning: http://onion.com/179esYT ” The Onion knows best when it comes to tanningThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion's tips for safe tanning is to "alternate whose on top". That's a tanning method I'd like to try! http://onion.com/179esYT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Here's mine for safe dental cleaning: Don't do it with my dentist. Here's why:http://www.yelp.ca/biz/north-surrey-dental-clinic-surrey …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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And on the lighter side: “
@TheOnion: Here are The Onion's tips for safe, sensible tanning: http://onion.com/179esYT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion makes sense to meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Get ready for heat wave tomorrow @TMacSport
@HatsLee “@TheOnion: tips for safe, sensible tanning: http://onion.com/179esYT ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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LMFAO “
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@TheOnion Thanks for the reminder about stabbings!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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