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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jul 2013

    Weak, effeminate hands | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating:http://onion.com/1b4x15d 

    6:31 PM - 11 Jul 2013
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      1. Broz brain‏ @brox_brain 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Weak, effeminate hands | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating how can you say that, aint in his brain you know .

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      1. Tranquist1899‏ @Shawn_Tranquist 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Weak, effeminate hands | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/1b4x15d ” haha

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      1. Maximus Curious‏ @MaximusCurious 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Weak, effeminate hands | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/1b4x15d ”ha. Fuckin hilarious

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      1. Siegfredo Bercasio‏ @Siegfredo 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Character, not limb makes a leader.

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      1. Kristine Stone 🎙‏ @kristine_stone 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm a hand person! BO has slender hands but not weak. to see weak, ck out snl alum, Dennis Miller. THOSE hands are a deal-breakr!

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      1. Steve‏ @RxTUBE 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion yeah and that's just his boyfriends hands! (Stop here if not from US) Imagine his hands!

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      1. Abbot Mills‏ @mills_abbot 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I've had poor hands before but bluffed my way to the pot. Nothing wrong with effeminate hands: 4 Queens truly bettable

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      1. Harb‏ @Harbwit 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Rightly said. First Lady's are stronger: Just see by scrolling down a few notches: http://www.bigtamasha.com/2011/08/same-sex-marriage.html …

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      1. Phinned Tweet‏ @Just_Phintastic 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Plus a slow response to #Sharknado disaster.

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      1. Nid‏ @Jstoner64 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion aint that the truth.....and mom jeans too.

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      1. LIBERA TU MENTE 333‏ @LIBERATUMENT333 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion World exclusive interview Ovni in Peru, Investigator sends to Him Letter of request to the president http://www.liberatumente333.net/archivos/1505 

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