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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jul 2013

    Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating:http://onion.com/18c7vLc 

    1:37 PM - 11 Jul 2013
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      2. Douglas Farrar‏ @DouglasLFarrar 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Nightmarish oligarchy where millions of unemployed Americans watch as the wealthy grow endlessly richer somewhat of a bummer #LoL

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      1. Oisin Lunny‏ @oisinlunny 12 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Nightmarish oligarchy wherein millions of unemployed Americans watch as the wealthy grow endlessly richerhttp://onion.com/18c7vLc 

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      1. terry curkeet‏ @curkeet 12 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion

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      1. James Jeffers‏ @311onwax 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/18c7vLc ”I love how they're ripping on Americans ignorance to their face

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      1. Ben Weinrib‏ @benweinrib 11 Jul 2013
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        9th one RT @TheOnion: Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/18c7vLc 

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      1. Mats Utberg‏ @MatsUtberg 11 Jul 2013
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        Funny/sad“@TheOnion: Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/18c7vLc ”

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      1. Dave Glover‏ @legant66 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion GOP legislative Time Bombs. Yeah we can still Blame Bush/Cheney. Catered War anyone???

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      1. cmuli83‏ @ckmk83 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/18c7vLc ”

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      1. Abbot Mills‏ @mills_abbot 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Darn it all. Knew not keeping the body was a mistake. No body no sequel. Hollywood rules.

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      1. Chris Wallace‏ @ImAnEnabler 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion you missed "Failing to follow through on campaign promises kinda looks bad"

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      1. Donny‏ @BoPMonkey 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion besides the fact that he just plainly SUCKS!!! And I'm not talking 'down low' either...!

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      1. Lost Dogg (Rapper)‏ @LostDoggEnt 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion he may have forgotten his #origins ! Back to blacks ! #noRacism

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      1. emir arslanagic‏ @arsla 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion that is hilarious!

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      1. spooky john  👻‏ @johnnymifsud 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating" LMAO

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      1. Luma Khabbaz‏ @theDalaiLuma 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years | More reasons for Obama's low approval rating: http://onion.com/18c7vLc ”

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