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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Jul 2013

    "Who the fuck is Karen?"http://onion.com/16v9Xpo 

    12:17 PM - 11 Jul 2013
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    39 replies 106 retweets 62 likes
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      2. Tim Hoblin‏ @Timbo12107 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CaitlinDuffner @TyScaletta @HannahPetraitis @J_vonA “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” The Onion doesn't know....

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      1. EmmDash‏ @EmmDash 13 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        RT @TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo  @POPgoesBitty

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      1. Deborah‏ @deborahjermyn 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ProfKMR em, don't read this! “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ”

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      1. Jessica Mayfield‏ @jemlovesyou 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” @HeyItsMeKaren

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      1. Karen Marie  🧛🏾‍♀️ 🎃 🧟‍♂️ 🕸 🕷‏ @ItsMeKarenMarie 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” WTF?

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      1. Tracey‏ @traaaceylee 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” we all have that one friend nobody likes @DaneCook

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      1. Noel Cano Hearn‏ @gingeriffic_knh 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” So glad most people don't call me by my first name.

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      2. Ket Taylor‏ @ketTaylor 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @KEschIV RT @TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?"http://onion.com/16v9Xpo 

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      2. Karen Tillman‏ @ktillman 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” I swear I am not setting up a summer softball league.

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      1. Karen Yazzie‏ @Karen_Yazzie 13 Jul 2013
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        LMAO! RT @TheOnion "Who the fuck is Karen?"http://onion.com/16v9Xpo 

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      1. Karen Griffin‏ @twinmom34Karen 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @johncusack I didn't do it, I swear! lol

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      1. karen mccoy‏ @karen_mccoy 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @johncusack lol

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      1. Live Like A RockStar‏ @NinthCircleFan 11 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion Alice! Alice! Who the fuck is Alice!

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      2. D.C. Murphy‏ @dcmurphy88 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” @KRBlaser great question

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      3. Karen the Great‏ @KarenRuthWaitz 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @dcmurphy88

        @dcmurphy88 @TheOnion I don't know who the fuck that is; I'm Karen the Great. Everyone knows who the fuck I am.

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      1. Shera34‏ @ESucharda 11 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: "Who the fuck is Karen?" http://onion.com/16v9Xpo ” I could see this happening

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