@TheOnion throw away the key!
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@TheOnion Still upset they didn't validate his parking ticket yesterdayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Get his old life back? Yeah right!!!!#NoGoingBackThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL! Now that's funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Finally something worth laughing atThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Now, that's how you do satire!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "I don’t even care. I’ll take the slap on the wrist if it means I can get back to my life." –Zimmerman http://onion.com/16uSWeW ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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