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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jul 2013

    "I still think back on the night my nose was broken and, I have to say, it haunts me." – George Zimmermanhttp://onion.com/12Zyc0F 

    12:35 PM - 10 Jul 2013
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    9 replies 92 retweets 54 likes
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      2. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Fuck off you pathetic liberal muppets.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. bonkers in yonkers‏ @jimpjorps 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @LeeJohnBarnes

        @LeeJohnBarnes whoa, slam on muppets out of nowhere there

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. BIll kauFF‏ @BillKauff 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @jimpjorps

        @HunkyJimpjorps @LeeJohnBarnes yeah let's leave the muppets outta this

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @BillKauff

        @BillKauff @HunkyJimpjorps Who elected you King of the Muppets and US spokesperson for the puppet community ? NO ONE THATS FUCKING WHO !

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. BIll kauFF‏ @BillKauff 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @LeeJohnBarnes

        @LeeJohnBarnes @HunkyJimpjorps feelin froggy?pic.twitter.com/dxc7bTAtMg

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @BillKauff

        @BillKauff @HunkyJimpjorps Kermit is a terrorist according to the NSA and Obama. Amphibians are the new Islamists.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Malik Tha Martian‏ @MalikThaMartian 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "I still think back on the night my nose was broken and, I have to say, it haunts me." – George Zimmerman Fuck off

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      1. BIll kauFF‏ @BillKauff 10 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion aww poor guy

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      1. Frank Nitty SP.‏ @FbBland 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Guess What George In Prison It's Gonna Get Broken All Over Again Get Ready Coward Mother Fucker !😡

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      1. csquared‏ @crccronin 10 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion really fucking stupid

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      2. PugLover‏ @pugloverterry 10 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion @LeeJohnBarnes USING THE WORD "F...ING" AS AN ADJECTIVE AUTOMATICALLY PUTS YOU IN THE 90 & BELOW IQ

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @pugloverterry

        @pugloverterry @TheOnion Who the fuck made you a fucking expert on assessing fucking IQ levels ? NO FUCKING ONE THATS WHO !

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. PugLover‏ @pugloverterry 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @LeeJohnBarnes

        @LeeJohnBarnes @pugloverterry @TheOnion I REST MY CASE!

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      5. Lee John Barnes‏ @LeeJohnBarnes 11 Jul 2013
        Replying to @pugloverterry

        @pugloverterry @TheOnion Why ? Is your case tired ?

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      6. End of conversation
      1. Vikki Walton‏ @walton_vikki 10 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion u will lose more blood with a head and nose bleed. GZ wasn't beating but he will do this again if he gets off. He is Dangerous!

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      1. ChicagoBusiness‏ @ChicagoBlackBus 10 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion I'm an Onion fan. This is weak. Really it is.

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      1. ihor procyk‏ @PROVOKERNEWSSVC 10 Jul 2013
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        @TheOnion A Trial by peers, in open court. Liberals HATE when trials do not go their(ideological) way! Will Truth out? Watch, and learn!

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