“@TheOnion: In Focus: Hideous Man-Beast Washes Up On Shore Of Municipal Pool http://onion.com/14XEXP5 ” heads up guys, stay safe this summer
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@sarahcombatCF@theonion I guess I won't be getting invited to anymore pool parties#fml
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@TheOnion LMFAO!!


ah man what a read. Every paragraph is heat!! "There's no way this thing can survive on land" haaaahahaaaha!!! 

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@TheOnion you've outdone yourself, this is actually rather amusing http://onion.com/14XEXP5Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This was no boating accident!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Work at home and get paid in pancakes? Happened for this joyous man. http://www.theonion.com/randomThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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