@TheOnion "Ten-year-old Tyler McDonald’s thumb will be ritually sacrificed with small explosives to appease the God of Patriotism"
Oh no :()
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@TheOnion Right on about Cambridge!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Celebrate 5th of July - same as 4th only cheaperThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus | Here's how towns and cities nationwide are celebrating Independence Day: http://onion.com/10zSn4E ” deep fried flag hm..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I knew there was some reason I hated Cambridge Mass.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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