@TheOnion Your statement is awful. Those words should not even be in the same sentence.
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@TheOnion I would tell this guy to go to hell but then again, my suggestion is not necessary.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TopeSosanya Explain please? I don't understand the disrespect of Christ's Name, who many call LORD, including me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MysticalLaura@TheOnion coffee stain on my best shirt. Lost my ATM card. & I'm still in debt for a dishwasher I bought six years ago
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@TheOnion You have substituted 'shock' for 'meaning.' Much of your satire and wit is OK, but not when you use sacred references.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@harropjs just for you "@TheOnion: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Jesus fucking Christ.." http://onion.com/123AAAn ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who in the world is potty mouthed infant who is disgracing the Onion brand. If I wanted this humor I could go to a middle school.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion You can say what you want to say. You don't have to cuss or blaspheme to pass your message across.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too far.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion - Midlife crisis, there he blows!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh c'mon people. I think the guy DOES love his country. He's just venting about his shitty life. I'm sure we all said this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read about American life - thxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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