RT @TheOnion: Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought http://onion.com/123k17L
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@TheOnion@Peter_Fries I have long suspected this. Good to finally have some science to back it up. -
@cynixy "The utter futility of it all is a staggering 1.43 million times worse than predicted by our earlier estimates."
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@TheOnion@CaroloftheRogue Not sure of the purpose of the story, but I've always considered life purposeless. -
@geojer The purpose of this story, and all of The Onion's stories, is satire. Humor through exaggeration. This one was quite funny to me. -
@CaroloftheRogue Yes, I got that, and actually looked at the date of the story just to make sure it wasn't April 1. -
@geojer I do suppose their stories would work well on April 1, but nobody would ever fall for them if they knew the source!
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@TheOnion: Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought http://onion.com/123k17L ” What a depressing article@jordantvanceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not so bad then, after all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Check out the lead researcher! “
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@damndilettante Thank you, kind sir! Look, we need to get some summer drinks soon! Right@ashleakey and@thejimmyvick? -
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“@thecristinmc:@damndilettante Thank you, kind sir! Look, we need to get some summer drinks soon! Right@ashleakey and@thejimmyvick?”
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@TheOnion: Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought http://onion.com/123k17L ” Just as I suspected...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought http://onion.com/123k17L ” lolzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought http://onion.com/123k17L ” Yep.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I love the onion.. this article is wonderful!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Universe Crueler, More Uncaring Place Than Previously Thought >I thought you guys did *fake* news?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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