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@TheOnion Sweeeeeeet - where do I order? :PThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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laughed aloud at this one. get some!
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@Mikeknaps the DS 3000?!@TheOnion: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick http://onion.com/18tTZSk -
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@TheOnion hahaha I knew we should've patented that.#liveandlearn
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“@TheOnion: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick http://onion.com/18tTZSk ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm buying 2 “
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@TheOnion bwahahahahahhahahha!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Got mine on preorder! "
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