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@TheOnion but this one is very funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion damns y'all killin it today! First da teen plannin to shellack the school, now this.#pernisciousThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The GOP ordered thousands of them, because technically they are not having sexThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@MaxH2468 “@TheOnion: Samsung CEO: "This thing does everything, plus it sucks your dick" http://onion.com/12bRtb0 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just watched the video. funny as hell.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Samsung CEO: "This thing does everything, plus it sucks your dick" http://onion.com/12bRtb0 ” Way to go SamsungThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion seriously?!!!!!!!!!!!!! u've got to be kidding me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion that ll hurtThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Shut up and take my money! RT
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@jamielabate@theonion Got to love The Onion :-) I used to buy the paper whenever I was in San Fran - shame they stopped printing it.
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