@TheOnion well played sir.
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#allmen - at last eh? “@TheOnion: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick http://onion.com/12bQXtm ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Would that count for losing virginity? “
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Oh, geez I badly need one of these! “
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Now that's what I'm talkin' about. THANK YOU SCIENCE!! RT
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@IMAdamSmith1 Is this why you want a new computer already? “@TheOnion: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick http://onion.com/12bQXtm ”.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Low brow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick http://onion.com/12bQXtm ”@DaveScharoun you'd like this story!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it bad that i want this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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