@TheOnion That's because you haven't read this masterpiece of a horoscope, @Beirutspring. Yet.
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 2, 2013 http://onion.com/14L0b2V ” I like mine, SagittariusThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 2, 2013 http://onion.com/14L0b2V " best one in a while!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@mjgumb uhm....“@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 2, 2013 http://onion.com/14L0b2V ” -
@CruelPrincesa i was a bit perplexed myself -
@mjgumb breakfast sausage at least made me giggle lol. But idk, i'm pretty sure you're not suppose to juggle children -
@CruelPrincesa after 6 months i think you can. -
@mjgumb oh yea i've heard that. Still tho, seems like too much work
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@TheOnion Woo hoo. I like the sound of mine :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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