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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jul 2013

    Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B 

    3:32 PM - 1 Jul 2013
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      1. David Bullio‏ @DBullio 2 Jul 2013
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” @travisattis @andrew_mcgovern @nicholasbpitt

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      2. Zach Whitt‏ @Whittaculus 1 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” @LetMookieDance

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      1. Tara‏ @TaraLeigh1852 5 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” LOL!!

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      1. That Dude‏ @OutHere2Live 3 Jul 2013
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        RT @TheOnion "Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ." The Milford School. Neither seen, nor heard.

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      1. Flynn‏ @pf622 2 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” @BallinDC thought you might need a pick me up. Enjoy.

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      1. Mark Whitesell‏ @mwhitesell 2 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ”. Awesome. Non-pupil-Centric. They would if they could.

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      1. Eric Brandt‏ @erecbrandt 1 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ”

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      1. nicole‏ @mountn 1 Jul 2013
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        i LOL'd at this >> “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ”

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      1. Taytum‏ @Kreaytum 1 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” @kylearo18

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      1. Matthew Mikkelsen‏ @mattmikkelsen13 1 Jul 2013
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        The next step in #Chicago education reform. “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ”

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      1. Kevin Colburn‏ @colburn42 1 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” ...unfortunately this would probably work in Wisconsin!

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      1. Chelsea Good‏ @chelskgood 1 Jul 2013
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        This would fix so many problems. “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ”

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      1. Austin Wehrwein‏ @awhstin 1 Jul 2013
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        No grades, only hallmark cards. @TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B 

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      2. Jeff‏ @bogeyj33 1 Jul 2013
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        “@TheOnion: Progressive Charter School Doesn’t Have Students http://onion.com/12CrV6B ” @shellbelle0123 Thought you would like this.

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      3. Shell VV‏ @shellbelle0123 1 Jul 2013
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        @bogeyj33 love!!

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